You even choked and waited helplessly on your deathbed when I upgraded the server.

I apologize for that, please don’t be upset.

I tweaked your environment settings and you rose again; for that I hope we can mend our relationship.

Though your code is outdated and I’ve learnt much during my work this year,

I think I’ll rewrite you with my newfound knowledge.

My only regret is that I did not commit my travels and exploits into your pages.

Come to think of it, last time I scribbled, must’ve been ages.

And thus without promise, oath or word – I will click submit, swing my sword and

charge boldly into the future.

Make my decisions firmly without regrets, take responsibility for my actions and never forget my dreams.